{"id":236,"date":"2024-01-29T21:23:59","date_gmt":"2024-01-29T21:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.torahhorse.com\/?page_id=236"},"modified":"2024-01-29T21:23:59","modified_gmt":"2024-01-29T21:23:59","slug":"crap-no-one-loves-me","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.torahhorse.com\/index.php\/work\/crap-no-one-loves-me\/","title":{"rendered":"CRAP! No One Loves Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMy morning ritual is pretty simple: I check my phone and scream CRAP! No One Loves Me\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/payload.cargocollective.com\/1\/4\/136638\/10521945\/CNOLM_baroness_1340_c.png\" width=\"670\" height=\"377\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" data-mid=\"56642407\" data-title=\"670 \u2014 1340 \u00d7 753 _c\" \/><\/p>\n<p>CRAP! No One Loves Me is a daily affirmation. It\u2019s also a bobsledding journey into the netherworld.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/payload.cargocollective.com\/1\/4\/136638\/10521945\/CNOLM_boost_1340_c.png\" width=\"670\" height=\"377\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" data-mid=\"56642408\" data-title=\"670 \u2014 1340 \u00d7 753 _c\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Meet fellow teens at the Vape Shop. Pick a sick custom coffin. Boost into purgatory.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/payload.cargocollective.com\/1\/4\/136638\/10521945\/CNOLM_vape_1340_c.png\" width=\"670\" height=\"377\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" data-mid=\"56642413\" data-title=\"670 \u2014 1340 \u00d7 753 _c\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/payload.cargocollective.com\/1\/4\/136638\/10521945\/CNOLM_dumpster_1340_c.png\" width=\"670\" height=\"377\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" data-mid=\"56642411\" data-title=\"670 \u2014 1340 \u00d7 753 _c\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Will the Baroness take pity on your lonely no-followers having soul, or will she grind your bones into dust? Is there a difference? Is there such a thing as relief?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/payload.cargocollective.com\/1\/4\/136638\/10521945\/CNOLM_endofyourlife_1340_c.png\" width=\"670\" height=\"377\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" data-mid=\"56642412\" data-title=\"670 \u2014 1340 \u00d7 753 _c\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This game was commissioned by Fantastic Arcade and created by\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/arcanekids.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Arcane Kids<\/a>. I was responsible for art, level design, and sound \/ music. The game was available for a limited time in Sept 2015. It&#8217;s now a RARE game&#8230; who knows when u will be able to get it again hahaha<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMy morning ritual is pretty simple: I check my phone and scream CRAP! No One Loves Me\u201d CRAP! No One Loves Me is a daily affirmation. It\u2019s also a bobsledding journey into the netherworld. Meet fellow teens at the Vape Shop. Pick a sick custom coffin. Boost into purgatory. Will the Baroness take pity on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":27,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-236","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","missing-thumbnail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torahhorse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torahhorse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torahhorse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torahhorse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torahhorse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.torahhorse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":237,"href":"https:\/\/www.torahhorse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/236\/revisions\/237"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torahhorse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/27"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torahhorse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}